I was reading a report from (name of publication) today about how (name of asshole world leader) apologized recently for (something stupid the world leader did). Well I say (expletive) !!! Any (rude word to call someone) dumb enough to (same stupid thing) without at least running it past his neighbors deserves to get the (bodily waste by-product) kicked out of him. Of course, (same asshole world leader) blames the US, when the rest of the world is just as outraged at his stupidity. Suck it, (same world leader) !!! And the next time you decide to (same stupid thing), stick it up your (bodily orifice) first.

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